The blackbird plays but a boxwood flute


My name is Carolyn, but my middle name is Joan of Arc so I go by Jo. I'm a twenty two year-old Vocal Performance/Theatre double major from Oregon, USA.

Big hearted. Liberal. Strangely religious. Pansexual. Socially awkward. Crazy as fuck. This is where I go when I need my headspace. Lately that's been quite a lot. I try to keep my crazy contained to here so I'm not as fucking nuts in the real world.

This blog is often NSFW. You have been warned. If you don't like tits, this is not the place to be.

Also I'm getting married soon and it's quickly become my entire life. So. Sorry not sorry.

People/Things I love too much (so if it's not your thing, be warned):
Glee. Harry Potter. AVPM/S. Starkid. Darren Criss. Broadway. Joan of Arc. Opera. Dianna Agron. Jane Austen. Theatre. Chris Colfer. Oregon Shakespeare Festival. The Beatles. Doctor Who. Tudor Era history. Eva Peron. David Tennant. My other half, referred to as L or B. Her url is themeaningofflying. Julie Andrews. Star Trek. Captain Janeway. Diana Damrau. Coffee. Coffee with B. R5. Riker Lynch. Matt Smith. Queer History. Queer current events. Politics (sometimes). Pretty Dresses. Rose Tyler. Bones. Medium. The Big Bang Theory. the Portland Trail Blazers. The Green Bay Packers. Shakespeare. Weddings. People watching. Lovely things.

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big shout out to captain america 2 for giving me this abundance of steve-eats-out-natasha fics

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divinedorothy:

happy easter everyone ive had this joke in my queue since january

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faitherinhicks:

AMAZING

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AMAZING

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nentindo:

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ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

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imaginebucky:

imagine bucky and steve taking shots of like 100 proof vodka and trying to get DRUNK and steve is totally unaffected but after the 20th shot or something bucky is drunk as fuck and he looks at steve really seriously (while swaying slightly in his chair) and steve is kind of nervous because bucky hasn’t looked at him this intently since before the war when steve came home with two broken ribs and bucky just stared at him for five minutes before giving him the longest lecture of his entire life so yeah steve is kinda nervous. finally bucky rubs his hand over his face, sighs and says, “steve, i fucking hate it when you wear khakis” and steve laughs so hard he can’t breathe

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Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

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