another another tags to type and post the tag that comes up
well, thats enough internet for today
good. yes.OH. Plant monster dingus.
Hi I want a million of these pillows and I want to send them out to my family.
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words
Nickname(s): Jo, Caro, Care
LIKES / DISLIKES:
Favourite Colour(s): Blue, gold, pink, green
Least Favourite Colour: Brown
Favourite Food: Chocolate
Least Favourite Food: Olives
Favourite Band/Artist: …the Beatles.
Least Favourite Band/Artist: PITBULL
Favourite Type of Movie: Stupid teen romantic comedies
Least Favourite Type of Movie: Pretentious psychological dramasOne thing you can’t get enough of: Wine
One thing you hate more than anything: Idiocy
Are you single? Nope
Do you have a crush on anyone right now? SEBASTIAN STAN and also the hot Taco Bell girl
Do you flirt a lot? Idk? No probably.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Nope but I do believe in OTHER things at first sight
Do you fall in love fast? Oh god yea
Do you ever make the first move? Usually no
Do you want to get married? Soon
A daydreamer? yes
Talkative? I talk waaaay too much
Trustworthy? yes but I’m nosy
Friendly? I try
Emotionally strong? eMerh
Considerate? I try but I can be pretty self-absorbed
Obsessive? To a fault
okay but can you imagine like
a week after your truck gets stolen out of the goddamn mall parking lot, you get a knock on the door and there’s fucking Captain America standing there. Says he’s here about your goddamn truck. And for a moment you wonder if he started working for the police now that Shield took a dive, but you don’t say so, you just nod when he describes your truck to you, license plate number, make, model and color, all to a tee.
And then the weirdest thing happens (weirder than Captain America just showing up at your front door). Captain America starts looking bashful. And then he tells you your truck was lost ‘in the line of duty’. You must still look a little awestruck because he elaborates; he’s the one who took your truck.
Captain America fucking stole your goddamn truck out of the goddamn mall parking lot.
And he’s going to pay for a new one. And he’s very, very sorry.
i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging
because they are shitheads
(the first one is a print you can get here)
Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies
“your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests William Cecil
“perhaps Im the motherfuckin queen” suggests elizabeth and adds 6 more
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