The blackbird plays but a boxwood flute


My name is Carolyn, but my middle name is Joan of Arc so I go by Jo. I'm a twenty two year-old Vocal Performance/Theatre double major from Oregon, USA.

Big hearted. Liberal. Strangely religious. Pansexual. Socially awkward. Crazy as fuck. This is where I go when I need my headspace. Lately that's been quite a lot. I try to keep my crazy contained to here so I'm not as fucking nuts in the real world.

This blog is often NSFW. You have been warned. If you don't like tits, this is not the place to be.

Also I'm getting married soon and it's quickly become my entire life. So. Sorry not sorry.

People/Things I love too much (so if it's not your thing, be warned):
Glee. Harry Potter. AVPM/S. Starkid. Darren Criss. Broadway. Joan of Arc. Opera. Dianna Agron. Jane Austen. Theatre. Chris Colfer. Oregon Shakespeare Festival. The Beatles. Doctor Who. Tudor Era history. Eva Peron. David Tennant. My other half, referred to as L or B. Her url is themeaningofflying. Julie Andrews. Star Trek. Captain Janeway. Diana Damrau. Coffee. Coffee with B. R5. Riker Lynch. Matt Smith. Queer History. Queer current events. Politics (sometimes). Pretty Dresses. Rose Tyler. Bones. Medium. The Big Bang Theory. the Portland Trail Blazers. The Green Bay Packers. Shakespeare. Weddings. People watching. Lovely things.

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charmancler:

another another tags to type and post the tag that comes up

  • she
  • he
  • they
  • im
  • yea
  • well
  • if
  • ok

Tagged: music building shenanigansHERMIONE CAN'T DRAWDid they run into each other at an audition or something?I'm going to get so lost.fuck yeahYOU'RE FUCKING WELCOMEIF U STEEL U DIEEEEEEBad Joke

Source: charmancler

stickysheep:

soapbutts:

loreface:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

good. yes.

OH. Plant monster dingus.

Hi I want a million of these pillows and I want to send them out to my family.

Tagged: wantlaugh tag

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

Tagged: omglaugh tag

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Tagged: laugh tag

Source: glittergooch

Tagged: rdjaosmarvellaugh tag

Source: missdontcare-x

the-wolfbats:

Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

  • their 
  • okay
  • but
  • though
  • say
  • no
  • and
  • left
  • around
  • me

Tagged: Their relationship is so easy now!okay...but I have a corgi?But seriously thoughsay you'll stayNow is not the timeAND GIVE ME CLINTASHA FRIENDSHIP 5EVERonly lovers left alivearoundtheworldme and my thesis

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BASIC:

Name: Carolyn
Nickname(s): Jo, Caro, Care
Age: 22

LIKES / DISLIKES:

Favourite Colour(s): Blue, gold, pink, green
Least Favourite Colour: Brown
Favourite Food: Chocolate
Least Favourite Food: Olives
Favourite Band/Artist: …the Beatles. 
Least Favourite Band/Artist: PITBULL
Favourite Type of Movie: Stupid teen romantic comedies
Least Favourite Type of Movie: Pretentious psychological dramas

One thing you can’t get enough of: Wine
One thing you hate more than anything: Idiocy

LOVE LIFE:

Are you single? Nope
Do you have a crush on anyone right now? SEBASTIAN STAN and also the hot Taco Bell girl
Do you flirt a lot? Idk? No probably.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Nope but I do believe in OTHER things at first sight
Do you fall in love fast? Oh god yea
Do you ever make the first move? Usually no 
Do you want to get married? Soon

ARE YOU…

A daydreamer? yes
Talkative? I talk waaaay too much
Energetic? Usually
Happy? Sometimes
Trustworthy? yes but I’m nosy
Confident? Noooooooooooo
Friendly? I try
Sarcastic? yes
Dependable? Nope
Adaptable? Yes
Emotionally strong? eMerh

Religious? yes
Indecisive? YES
Outgoing? no
Nosy? SO
Lazy? YES
Artistic? yes
Thoughtful? yes
Considerate? I try but I can be pretty self-absorbed
Romantic? Stupidly
Obsessive? To a fault
Sincere? Mostly
Tolerant? Nope

Tagged: about me

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bluandorange:

bluandorange:

okay but can you imagine like

a week after your truck gets stolen out of the goddamn mall parking lot, you get a knock on the door and there’s fucking Captain America standing there. Says he’s here about your goddamn truck. And for a moment you wonder if he started working for the police now that Shield took a dive, but you don’t say so, you just nod when he describes your truck to you, license plate number, make, model and color, all to a tee. 

And then the weirdest thing happens (weirder than Captain America just showing up at your front door). Captain America starts looking bashful. And then he tells you your truck was lost ‘in the line of duty’. You must still look a little awestruck because he elaborates; he’s the one who took your truck. 

Captain America fucking stole your goddamn truck out of the goddamn mall parking lot.

And he’s going to pay for a new one. And he’s very, very sorry.

He comes with you to the car dealership, too. Because he’s so so sorry, also he gets military discount, so he can help you.
he is so so sorry

Tagged: he's the worst person ever but he had to fight evilso the morals took a divecap 2laugh tag

Source: bluandorange

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

Tagged: cap 2laugh tagmarvel

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aximili:

Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies “your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests William Cecil “perhaps Im the motherfuckin queen” suggests elizabeth and adds 6 more

aximili:

Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies
“your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests William Cecil
“perhaps Im the motherfuckin queen” suggests elizabeth and adds 6 more

Source: aximili